Locker Pockets pattern page

Locker Pockets

Stash your stuff in style with this quick-to-sew organizer, perfect for hanging in a locker or on a bedroom wall. Easy to personalize with funky fabrics and patches or embroidery!

Finished size: 9”x26”

This pattern can be sold as a kit with fat quarters for the pockets and 1/3-yard cuts for the front and back. Also makes a great class for parents or parent/child teams - contact me to arrange for a designer-led class!

A person with average sewing skills should be able to complete this pattern in about 1 naptime (2 hours).

Photo from the pattern: Shaping the pockets

Pattern includes illustrated instructions, and it is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern
Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Mophead and Friends pattern page

Introducing ... Mophead and Friends!

These fast, fun little loveys are sure to gather lots of “awwwws” at a baby shower. Lots of snuggly fringe makes them popular with babies, while the “tuck in your back pocket” size is a hit with parents. Be sure to make more than one to prevent “lost lovey meltdown!”
Pattern includes directions for Mophead, Sleepy Lion, Fuzzy Flower, Shooting Star, and the abstract square.

Made from 1/3 yard cuts of fleece, these loveys are easy to pre-cut for customers who are looking for a quick project. They sell really well when displayed with samples of the finished loveys, so be sure to request some when you order.

Detail of my favorite design, Sleepy Lion.

Pattern includes detailed instructions and templates, and it is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Quick tip - makeshift light box

What's a crafter to do when she needs to trace a pattern, but there's no lightbox nearby?

Improvise one with some scotch tape and a sunny window, that's what.

Knitty weekend

Here's what I managed to put out between Wednesday night and Sunday night:
That's one cotton dishcloth from Mason Dixon Knitting, one pair of hopefully indestructible toddler socks in ugly acrylic from my stash, one half of a pair of socks for me (made with impossibly thin cotton/wool blend, pattern from Knit Socks Whatever the Yarn), about 2/3rds of a toddler sock in chunky neon blue acrylic, and seven balls of chenille yarn that was salvaged from mill ends from a weaver down in Kentucky. The last is probably the best - I bought a bag of about 5 pounds of chenille pieces a few years ago, not realizing that they were hanks made up of four-foot-long pieces of yarn with other yarn knotted to the ends. To get to the point where I can use the yarn I have to trim off the knots, then knot together the four-foot pieces, then roll it into balls, and make sure the knots end up on the inside when I use it. Waaaaay too much work, but it makes such cute crochet bunnies, and it was so cheap I can actually afford to sell them and make a profit. These are the last balls from the bag - thanks to crafting buddy Sybil for helping with the final push to get these done!

In case you were wondering, I was so insanely productive because I was at a gaming convention Thursday-Sunday. Two hours of riding in a car each way, plus hours of roleplaying games at the convention, plus a few hours of downtime at the hotel, and voila! A sock-tastic weekend! I think the best part was the look on the "serious" gamer's face when I won at Munchkin while turning the heel on my adult sock ... boy, was he ticked.

South Sea Squares Quilt pattern page

South Sea Squares Quilt

This twin-size quilt in the colors of the islands will keep you toasty warm ... and no one needs to know that the raw-edge applique technique is so simple and fast you can complete it in a weekend. Grab five of your favorite batiks and get sewing, mon!

Approximate finished size: 66"x82."


This pattern can be made in batiks, flannels, novelty or seasonal prints - just about anything you can think of! Because this project splits up easily into several two-to-four hour segments, this would work well for a class held over multiple sessions.

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about eight naptimes (16 hours).

Photos from the pattern:

Marking the square placement

Trimming the edges before binding

Pattern includes illustrated instructions, and it is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Samples of this pattern will be wallhanging size. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Second is almost done

First Southwood Squares is done, second is quilted and ready to bind. I may change the name to South Sea Squares, because it looks so tropical in this color scheme.

Can I just say how much I love the binding clips you can buy at the sewing store, the ones that are basically rust-proof hairclips? They reduce the level of accidental accupuncture involved in binding the quilt to almost zero. And they held the binding as well as, or possibly better, than straight pins. Hurray! Now why didn't I spend the $6 on them years ago?

First of the Southwood Squares finished ... sorta

Okay, so the binding isn't on yet, and the photo shows mostly the room with just a squidge of quilt, but here it is:

That's the pieced version, which I may or may not decide to sell as a pattern. It looks great in the room, but the pattern isn't anything that hasn't been done before, and the directions I've written are really tedious. I think I can do a better job with the raw-edge applique version that's currently pinned and ready to sew tonight. It takes a lot less time to finish the actual quilt, the directions are a lot easier to write out, and the pattern is one that, while simple, I haven't seen anywhere else. Sounds like a winner to me!

I'm still planning to make this my first multi-size pattern, with directions for wall hanging, twin, double/queen, and possibly king size quilts. I may also make this pattern available with several different photos on the outside package, to make it appropriate for different times of year. If you're displaying the pattern in the summer, you could use the outer page with the sample quilt in the colors above. If you're selling the pattern in the winter, you could use a different outer page with a wintery or holiday color scheme.

I'm also thinking of making small sample quilts to display with the patterns - maybe two blocks wide by three tall, something that wouldn't take much time for me to throw together and could use up some of my stash so I don't bankrupt myself. I'm not about to spend three hours of quality time with my safety pins making twin quilts for every store that sells the pattern ... much as I'd like to, I don't think my fingers are up for it! As it stands now, my poor abused fingers have only bled on the quilt once, so I'm doing okay :)

Toddler socks

Finished embarrassingly late last night:
Yarn: something worsted weight from my stash of moderate-to-junky yarns ... I'm not even sure if it's acrylic or wool. I suspect it's acrylic, but I'm not about to run the socks through the washer to find out!

Needles: Size 6 DPNs

Pattern: free download from http://stitchesofviolet.blogspot.com/2004/11/mini-basketweave-toddler-sock-pattern.html

Notes: No wrapping to turn the heel! The pattern calls for making a flap, and then you pick up stitches down both sides of the flap to form the heel. Much less confusing than the short row heel I did on my first pair of socks, but I have a feeling it makes for a clunkier heel. In these that's actually good - the flap is made in a k1,sl1 pattern, which makes for a ridiculously dense finished fabric.

The pattern was developed for Children In Common, a charity that ships supplies over to Russian orphans who have not yet been adopted. Apparently warm socks are one thing the kids always need, no matter how many they send over. Anyway, since the socks will fit some kid no matter what size they turn out to be, there was no gauge on the pattern, and I was just hoping they would turn out to be the right size for some kid I knew. Luckily, they're the right size for my daughter, at least for the next few minutes! Not sure if they'll still fit this winter, but I can always make another pair on 7's or 8's if I need to. I think these took maybe 8 hours, start to finish ... okay, maybe a little more than that, but I finished the second sock in one naptime and two movies.

Oh, one last thing. I ran out of yarn about 1/2" from the end of the last sock. Can you tell which one has the different yarn spliced in? God, I'm good.

What a working studio should look like

Not like this ... too sterile.

Not like this ... too cluttered.

Like this - perfect!

You can tell I'm in mid-project because 1) there are blocks all over the floor, 2) the table is covered in fabric scraps and recently-purchased batting, 3) the cutting table is serving double duty as a pressing station, and 4) the cats have been banned from the room.

That's the pieced version of Southwood Squares that's serving as a tripping hazard right now. I'm excited about how it's turning out ... can't wait to show you the finished product and get the pattern ready for sale!

WIP Tuesday

Here's a look at what's on my design wall ... er, cutting table, lounging around until I get a few hours to start a relatively tedious pin-and-sew-as-you-go session. Tentative pattern name: Southwood Squares.Unless I totally wimp out and/or get hit by a bus, this will be my first bed-sized pattern, and it will include directions for both pieced and raw-edge applique versions. Why? Because I need to make two of them for my guest room anyway! And making the same quilt twice gives me the heebie-jeebies, but making two different versions of the same basic idea doesn't offend my sensibilities nearly as much.

Very productive today - in one of my daughter's naptimes I managed to dig out the planning sketches I did when we were living in the hotel, confirm that I actually had enough yardage of the fabrics, cut the squares and sashing strips for the pieced version, cut the background and squares for the applique version, and cut backs for both quilts. There's going to be a whole lot of sewin' goin' on next week - yay!

Heaven!

I just spent an hour quilting - quilting! - in my new studio. Not only is my sewing machine on a taller desk than at my old house (so less hunching over), but it's right next to my computer, so I can surf the internet while sewing. Send e-mail while seam-ripping! Download porn while pinning! Er, maybe not that one, but having the computer right nearby is a great excuse to change positions and do something non-crampy every 10 minutes or so, the way I'm supposed to if I don't want to turn into the Tylenol Tyrant the next day. Of course, now my unfinished projects will mock me when I pay bills, and my unbalanced checkbook will sneer at me as I sew, but hey - at least I don't have to run up and down the stairs every time I write a pattern now.

Hurray! We're up and running!

High-speed internet connection? Check.

Most of the house unpacked and (sorta) put away? Check.

Sewing room and office unpacked and settled?

Check.
I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to sitting down in front of the sewing machine and working on a couple of unfinished Lazy Mama projects. Oh, so much! I haven't sewn since March, other than some cross stitch and lots (and lots and lots) of knitting. My pedal foot is getting itchy just thinking about blowing through some Busy Baby Book samples for stores and my etsy shop. And I've got a quilt design all written up ... now I just have to actually make the darn thing to make sure all of my measurements and directions are right.

I'm back in the saddle again : ) : )

Anyone need a few moving boxes?

Welcome to Lazy Mama HQ, otherwise known as The Room That Will Be My Combined Office and Sewing Room, Should I Ever Unpack Enough Boxes To Find The Floor Again. Chest-high, those piles of boxes are, and all of that stuff has to go somewhere. I'll be able to weed out a few things - there's going to be a massive yard sale here in a month or two, so drop by if you're near Ohio - but most of it's necessary.

On the positive side of things, several of the projects I need to do to perk up the rooms in my new house are things that I plan to adapt to be Lazy Mama designs, so there should be some new home dec patterns and quilts coming in the next few weeks/months.

Oh, and here's a quick "Thanks!" to the folks at the Mad Hatter's Quilt Box near San Diego for their recent reorder ... glad the patterns are selling so well, ladies!

Okay, back into the unpacking grind. Hope to have less boring stuff to discuss soon!

More knitty goodness

From Knitted Toys, by Fiona McTague. Made from no-dye-lot cheapo acrylic yarn from my stash of stuff I used when I didn't know any better. Many thanks to my (soon-to-be-former) neighbor Sonia for fishing it out of my stash and mailing it to me at the hotel. And many thanks to my former neighbor Sybil for loaning me some Fiberfil so I wouldn't have to carry empty Zebra parts down to Kentucky this weekend.

It's funny, but from this photo, you can barely tell that the zebra's head is larger than his body, making him look like an escaped prison inmate with a wicked case of macrocephaly. Thanks to the indestructible nature of this yarn and how quickly the kid latched onto it when it wasn't even done yet, this sucker's going to be mocking me for a long, long time.

Next up: attempting to recreate this in crochet, as well as making some penguins and polar bears for potential future Etsy listings. I've still got 1/4 skein of black and 1/2 a skein of white, after all!

Sock-tacular

Pattern: Plymouth Yarn Design Studio: Sockotta Hat and Socks
Yarn: Opal handpainted superwash sock and sweater yarn, color 20

If you try these, be warned that if you follow the directions as written, you'll end up with the rows of toe decreases going vertically from the bottom of your middle toe to the top, rather than horizontally across the ends of your toes. I fixed the pattern for the second sock, then went back and fixed the first one that looked decidedly odd. Also, the directions for doing the short rows aren't really too clear, and I'm fairly sure that I'm not doing them precisely right, because my heels are still a little holey.

On the positive side, they fit, they're warm enough to wear in the dead of winter, and they're bright enough that my husband probably won't throw them in the dryer by accident. Plus, super-cool retro slouchy goodness. Hooray!

Next up: a zebra toy for Liza to use up some awful acrylic yarn from my stash. I'm knitting from a pattern on this one, but I'm thinking I could make up my own crochet pattern to make something similar. Maybe once I've finished this one ... and the stash-buster stuffed dog that's scheduled for after that ...

WIP Friday

Ta dah! I'm 3/4 of the way through my first knitted sock, complete with short row heels:
I'm proud of the fact that when I finished the heel and realized it sucked, I frogged it back to the last complete round and did it again, despite the severe pain-in-the-buttedness of trying to pick up the 30 stitches that were needed for the heels. Took me close to an hour to pick up those blasted things and get them turned around right on the needle. At least the second attempt looked a little better ... just don't look too closely at the other side, where apparently I did something wrong when I picked up one of the wraps.
I think I'm going to do a quick darning job on the hole to close it up, and I'll keep my eye on that spot when I do the next heel. Oh, no - it will NOT be holey again!

Fun with felting

Pattern from http://www.magknits.com/warm04/patterns/sophie.htm
Yarn: kureyon by Noro, colorway 150 or possibly 164, I can't tell online.

This yarn fought me from the moment I brought it home. I bought it with the idea of making a felted box similar to the ones in Mason Dixon knitting, only I don't have the book and only had a vague idea of how to make the box. I started knitting, and when the sucker wasn't even halfway done I had used up 3/4 of the one skein the project was supposed to take. Ithrew it in the closet and worked on other things, then started with the second skein I had bought to try to make the tote bag in One Skein ... and got a good two hours into that before I realized that their definition of "one skein" includes one skein of each color in the sample ... which was going to require five or six skeins for the pattern I had chosen. So I found a smaller handbag pattern online, unwound the second attempt, and finally managed to make something out of my expensive yarn.

I'm very pleased with the result, especially since I took a relatively drab and scratchy wool yarn and felted into a nicely striped, soft and fuzzy handbag. And it only cost me $3 to felt it in the washer here at the hotel! I wish I had brought along some more of the felting wool I have at the house ... until we move, I guess I'm just going to have to restrain my urge to make more handbags. Must ... not ... felt ...

How to waste an hour online while laughing hysterically

http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/2006/01/return-of-boyfriend-sweater-curse.html

The language is a little salty on some - okay, quite a few - pages, but darn, these folks found some doozies. Let's hope none of my creations ever show up on a similar site ...

Super productive weekend

1. Finished the ballet camisole pattern I found online at

http://magknits.com/July06/ballet.htm

I used a bamboo yarn that I had bought for a different project, and ended up having enough to finish ... but just barely. I have a ball of leftover yarn the size of a walnut, I kid you not. Anyway, I liked the fact that the top is shaped, it's knit mostly in the round, and it's generous enough to cover my bra straps. Perfect!

Now if only the location of the switch from "in the round" to "knit-perl" wasn't so obvious (and right across the middle of my chest) ... I've gotta get my perl tension fixed one of these days.

2. Started and finished a pair of fingerless mittens, which I was trying out to see if I liked the pattern and to learn to do cables. Plus, it used up some of the yarn leftover from the sweater I crocheted a few months ago.

Yet another free pattern I found, this time from:

http://www.virtuallydesigned.com/gottamake/patterns/websurfingmitts.htm

I had originally thought of making a pair of fingerless mittens for my father to wear when he works down at the shipyard (in something more manly than plum wool, of course), but since spring has arrived it looks like I've missed my chance, at least for now. At least now I know how to do a cable ... and since some of the kids we know liked the look of them so much, I've gotten requests for two more sets. I'm working on making them as sweatbands instead of mittens, with the kid's initials instead of the ribs. Should make them the snappiest superheroes on the playground ...

Next up, a cross stitch pattern for Christmas (it's never too early to start, you know), and a third attempt to find a use for some beautiful-but-scratchy wool yarn by Noro. Wish me luck with the frogging!

We've done bought us a house!

We'll be living in Olmsted Township, in a house that's about four blocks away from the first house we ever bought together. It's a great neighborhood (full of swing sets and pools), and it's only a handful of miles from my favorite quilt store, so I'm doubly blessed.

I went ahead and got a PO box to use for our temporary address here, and I'll probably hold onto it permanently for the Lazy Mama mail. If anyone needs to mail me a check (you know who you are!), here's the new address:

Gretchen Woods
Lazy Mama Designs
PO Box 624
North Olmsted, OH 44070

And, of course, you can always email me at lazymamadesigns@yahoo.com.

Once we're past the worst of the phone calls and planning for this move, I'll be visiting the local shops and sending out a newsletter with some new releases. So keep your eyes peeled, and don't hesitate to contact me if you have a special request!

On the move - temporarily

Me, the husband, the kid, the cats, and the sewing machine are all moving up to Cleveland to live in temporary housing. Gonna be one, big happy family in a really big hotel room, for up to two months. Gah.

Anyway, we may or may not be able to connect J's new laptop to the hotel's wireless network, and my computer will be stuck in dial-up-land, so things may be a bit slow on the old blog for a few weeks. Hopefully we'll find the perfect house soon, so we can get settled (and get DSL).

I should still be able to process orders, though, and there are a few new products under development that I hope to roll out soon. So call or e-mail if you'd like to buy anything, and keep checking back for new developments.

Take care, and wish us luck!

- Gretchen

The big news

Lazy Mama headquarters is going to be moving back to Cleveland! Hurrah!

My husband has gotten a promotion and transfer, so two weeks from now my house will be on the market and I'll be living in a hotel room with my kid, my cats, and my husband (and about 15 crochet and cross stitch projects to keep me sane). We'll be starting the house hunt immediately, but we could be in the hotel for as long as two months. Gahhhhh ...

Needless to say, my internet access is going to be a little spotty, but I'll be keeping up with any Lazy Mama business to the best of my ability. So bear with me if it takes an extra day or two to get back to you or process your order - I'm doing my best!

On a side note, this will give me the chance to finally type up a couple of projects I've had floating around in my head for the last few months. And it was the perfect excuse to tidy up my studio and office, both of which are now looking depressingly sterile. I mean, seriously, how can I be expected to work in a space like this:

Jeez, I'd actually have to pick up all the threads I trim and not have a foot-tall stack of unfinished projects fall over every time I need use the cutting table. We creative types just can't be expected to flourish under those conditions :)

Finished, finally

The skirt, which I talked about here, finally has a matching top. I give you, the Gretchen-designed tank top of doom, which was completely ripped out and restarted at least twice, and is still a little funky on one side, but at least it covers my bra straps and it's done. Hurrah! Now I can move on to that cute little green knit tank top I've been dying to do since Christmas. That'll give me something to do in the hotel room for the next two months, I guess.

Unusually Useful Receiving Blanket pattern page

Unusually Useful Receiving Blanket Pattern

Every new mother receives tons of receiving blankets as gifts, and 95% of them are useless – they’re either the wrong shape to swaddle a baby, or made of dry clean only fabric, or so bulky that the kid would sweat to death if you actually used it.

This receiving blanket, on the other hand, is just about perfect. It’s big and square, so it’s perfect for swaddling. But don’t stop there – you can use this for so many other things! This blanket has been used to: swaddle babies, protect babies from the sun in strollers, keep babies sitting upright in strollers and high chairs, protect adult laps from diaper leakage during nursing, protect the carpet from urps during tummy time, cover up during public nursing sessions, give babies something familiar to sleep with when traveling, etc. And the best part is, you can whip a couple of these up during one naptime, so they’re perfect to make for yourself or for friends who are expecting. Oh, and did I mention they’re cheap and washable? Approximate finished size: 40" square.

This is a perfect pattern for people who are just learning to sew, or for experienced sewers who need to turn out a baby gift pronto. Because the patterns is very inexpensive, and it requires about 1 1/2 yards of flannel, this pattern should be very profitable for you!

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in less than one naptime (two hours).

Photos from the pattern:

Mitering the corners

How to swaddle

Pattern includes color photographs of the sewing and swaddling procedures, and it is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $1.50/pattern

Suggested retail price: $3-$4, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Jack Pack pattern page

Jack Pack Pattern

The Jack Pack is ideal for corralling blocks, trains, doll clothes, and other small toys. It would also work as a preschool backpack. Decorate the optional (but highly recommended) pocket to label the contents or identify who owns the bag. Skip the pocket and use the suggested shortcuts, and you can have a pack out the door in about an hour.

This pack looks cute made of juvenile or novelty fabrics, and even cuter when made of "hipper" fabrics for tween or adult use. A great first project for new sewers, the Jack Pack requires a little quilting, a little embellishing, a little fancy stitching, and a drawstring pocket.

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about one naptime (2 hours).

Photos taken from the directions:

Embellishing the pocket

Leaving room for the straps to come through

Pattern includes illustrated directions and a full-size template for the bottom of the pack, and it is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Happy Hexagons Placemat pattern page

Happy Hexagons Placemat Pattern

Delight your little one (and keep your table clean) with this easy holiday project. If you can sew a straight seam, you can make these cute placemats, perfect for decorating your home or giving as gifts. They go together super-fast, thanks to a technique that combines appliqué and quilting in one easy step. Use novelty prints to make these for a holiday (like in the sample above), or use subdued fabrics for a more traditional look. No matter which you choose, these placemats just get better each time they’re washed!

Raw-edge applique techniques make this placemat simple to construct, and the pattern goes together so quickly that your customers can make a set for every holiday! Perfect to display with your seasonal and novelty fabrics, this pattern also looks nice when made using all-over prints.

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about one naptime (2 hours).

Some of the photos that illustrate the directions:

Template placement to fussy-cut the hexagons

Turning the corner on the binding

Pattern includes illustrated directions, a full-sized template for the hexagon, illustrated binding directions, and suggestions for additional variations on the project. Pattern is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Busy Baby Book pattern page

Busy Baby Book Pattern

Treat that new arrival as an excuse to raid your fabric stash (or hit the store for new goodies!) to make a soft cloth book to stimulate all of baby’s senses. Choose washable fabrics in bright colors with bold contrasts, or pick fabrics that have a variety of different textures. Go crazy with the embellishments, adding more color and texture with fabric scraps, yarn, or whatever you have handy.

This pattern would be perfect to display near your selection of fat quarters, or it could easily be made into kits using the awkward ends leftover from your finished bolts of cloth. It looks adorable made in black-and-white prints with bright accents, or it can be made in a variety of diffent colors and textures of scrap fabrics.

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about one naptime (2 hours).

Pattern includes illustrated directions and is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Simple Snowflakes Table Runner pattern page

Simple Snowflakes Table Runner Pattern

Temperatures (and snow) may be falling outside, but your table will look cozy under this simple quilted table runner. The blue and white color scheme will dress up your table all winter long, while variations in green or red make quick holiday gifts.

Snowflake appliques are applied using a raw-edge technique that allows them to get fluffier each time they're washed. Approximate finished dimensions: 36”x12”

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about two naptimes (4 hours).

Some of the photos that illustrate the directions:

Placing the template

Turning the corner when binding

Pattern includes illustrated directions, a full-sized template for the snowflake, illustrated binding directions, and suggestions for additional variations on the project. Pattern is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Basket Case Baby Quilt pattern page

Basket Case Baby Quilt Pattern

Small pieces make a big impact in this faux-woven quilt, which gets fluffier and more touchable every time it’s washed. Sure, the pinning will make you a “basket case,” but you only have to sew 35 seams!

This quilt features raw-edge applique which is applied to look as if the strips are woven. A quick trip through the wash fluffs up the edges and softens the effect. Approximate finished dimensions: 40”x40”.

A person with average sewing skills should be able to finish this project in about four naptimes
(8 hours).

Alternate colorway sample, made using bright flannels:

Pattern includes illustrated directions plus suggestions for additional variations on the project. Pattern is packaged in a resealable plastic bag (6"x9"), ready to hang and sell.

Wholesale price: $4.00/pattern

Suggested retail price: $7-$9, or whatever the market will bear in your area

Free shipping on your first order! Shipping charges for subsequent orders will be the actual charges for USPS Priority Mail to your destination.

I am willing to make free samples to display in your shop, if you are willing to provide the materials. Please contact me for more information on this service.

For more information or to place an order, please contact Gretchen Woods at Lazy Mama Designs: lazymamadesigns (at) yahoo (dot) com.

NEW!! You can also place orders through my shop at etsy.com - just convo me with a request, including the number of patterns you'd like to buy, and I can post a custom listing for you at the wholesale price.

Thank you for your interest, and I hope to hear from you soon!

Kid sweater of the week

Have I mentioned recently how much I love crochet? Soooo much. I started this at the hotel in San Diego, and only got to work on a little bit of it before we got home. A week after we're home, and it's done!

I made enough changes from the pattern I used for inspiration that I think we'll just consider this a Lazy Mama creation. Done in Paton's mercerized cotton, with three skeins leftover that are totally going back to Michael's tomorrow. Meanwhile, Liza loves her "new setter, new setter, new setter," to use her words. Threw a hissy fit when I tried to take it off of her this afternoon - that's always a good sign!

Depending on the kindness of strangers

We're just back from a vacation in San Diego, where I made an honest attempt to visit every quilt store in the county. That's a tall order, considering there are more than a dozen of them, and I was trying to fit in the visits around sightseeing with my family and visiting my sister-in-law. We did a lot of "Gretchen goes into the shop while Liza sleeps and Jason reads a book in the car," which was good in a way - no time to lollygag and shop too long when there's a cranky toddler waiting outside.

At first I wasn't sure how the area could support so many shops, but once I checked out their inventories, it became obvious that each store focuses on a different niche market. It's great, because each store has a REALLY good selection of fabrics and patterns within their niche - primitives, reproductions, brights, flannels, novelties, Asian fabrics, etc. I could tell almost immediately when I walked into a store whether they might be interested in buying my patterns.

You didn't think I was just visiting all these places to shop, did you? Silly, silly reader! I was selling like no tomorrow, and thanks to the kindness of some lovely ladies who didn't know me from Adam (or Eve), my patterns are now officially distributed in California! Thank you, Sue, Sue, and Karen!

So if you're near San Diego, check out the following shops for a selection of my work:

Quilter's Paradise

Mad Hatter's Quilt Box

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a boatload of patterns to print, and new patterns to type up. I'm all chock full of inspiration and ambition now that my patterns are distributed in three states. Maryland, Delaware, and Pennsylvania - I'm coming for you at Easter!

Lazy Mama Designs - now available in Kentucky!

Thanks to Teresa Fritz at Corner Quilt Shop in Lexington, you can now buy my patterns within an hour's drive of my house! If you're in the area, be sure to stop by and say hi to the Jack Pack and Happy Hexagon Placemat displays!

The Corner Quilt Shop153 Patchen Dr. #67Lexington, KY 40517(859) 268-7467

Ahoy, matey!

My newest knit sweater is finished, and it's a smiling skull and crossbones for Kentucky's cutest pirate:

It's from a book I picked up at Christmas, Adorable Knits for Tots. There are plenty of other projects in there that I'm just itching to try, so you'll be seeing that title a lot in the next year or so.

Some thoughts on this project:

• Working a design that requires 8 different spools of yarn at once sucks.
• Finding out that you bound off the neck too tight - after you've sewn the neck and shoulder seam and worked all the loose ends in - sucks.
• Patterns that come in sizes 1-2 and 3-4 suck. I made it in the 1-2 (Duh. Dumb move), and it's going to fit her for about a minute and a half. As a matter of fact, the sleeves were already an inch too short by the time she took it off after dinner.
• Cheap synthetic yarn from Wal-Mart rocks ... at least when the wearer is too young to know the difference. The total cost for the two balls of yarn I needed for this project was under $10.
• I'm getting faster at the whole knitting thing. By the end of the sweater, I could bang out 1.5 stripes on the sleeves in the course of one Baby Einstein video. Because you know that's how I measure projects now, right?
• Thanks to my friends Sybil and Matt for convincing me not to use the white for the pattern on the front - it would have totally blended in and made this an even bigger waste of time than it was already.